Must obey!
The fear of the WTS make you:
Attend 5 meetings per week(You know WTS....... we do work...kids need to do homework)
Sign up for ministry school(become a publisher to peddle books,magazines)
Preach the good news(sell Wts books,magazines)
Attend summer conventions( it's hot outside in July......oh......By the way....how come I see ushers bring you up to the stage holding an umbrella for you?....What it's too hot for you?)
No beards for men.........but...........Didn't Jesus have a beard?